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Some Jokes for Intelligent People

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Here are Some Jokes for Intelligent People ! so try to understand my jokes :)

1.) A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2.) One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3.) Three FASTEST means of Communication :
a. Tele-Phone
b. Tele-Vision
c. Tell to Woman
(Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE. )

4.) Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their
friends.

5.) A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best
Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

6.) What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your
Friends.

7.) Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a
forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL
him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will
just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him
because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

8.) If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in
your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in
your life.

9.) Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

10.) When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you
from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please
PAY the ELECTRICITY BI LL.

11.) Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per
Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

12.) "A Ship is always safe at the shore - but that is NOT what it is
built for" - Albert Einstein

Very nice and creative jokes and i liked them very much. Well done

not sure about joke for intelligent people..maybe joke for the cynic?

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sounds like you don't actually know any women and you fear the unknown. sounds like you're not very smart either, if this is your idea of intelligent jokes

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