31 October 2006

Some Jokes for Intelligent People

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Here are Some Jokes for Intelligent People ! so try to understand my jokes :)

1.) A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2.) One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3.) Three FASTEST means of Communication :
a. Tele-Phone
b. Tele-Vision
c. Tell to Woman
(Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE. )

4.) Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their

5.) A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.

6.) What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your

7.) Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will
just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him
because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

8.) If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in
your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in
your life.

9.) Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

10.) When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you
from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please

11.) Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per
Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

12.) "A Ship is always safe at the shore - but that is NOT what it is
built for" - Albert Einstein

26 October 2006


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Hey guys i was just reading some books, so just found out a few interesting Quotes hope you'll will like them :-
1). Do what you can, for who you can, with what you have, and where you are.
2). The real measure of a man's wealth is what he has invested in eternity.
3). Laughter is God's sunshine.
4). Everyone has beauty but not everyone sees it.
5). It's important for parents to live the same things they teach.
6). Thank God for what you have, TRUST GOD for what you need.
7). If you fill your heart with regrets of yesterday and the worries of tomorrow, you have no today to be thankful for.
8). Man looks at outward appearance but the Lord looks within.
9). The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow.
10). Take time to laugh, for it is the music of the soul.
11). If anyone speaks badly of you, live so none will believe it.
12). Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears

25 October 2006

Oh My GoD Angelina Jolie in Auto-Rickshaw!!!!

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I was going through a Newspaper,and I just glanced through a article on Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt and Guess what !!! I saw their pic when they had come in India and traveling through a Auto-Rickshaw !! I was totally shocked watching the super-stars Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt traveling through a Rickshaw !!!! so I scanned the photos and now I am gonna blog them here are the photos have a look at them

So dint you get Shocked!! watching Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt in a Auto-Rickshaw !!!

24 October 2006

Whats happening now-a-days in Soccer

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The greatest fan following ever - What a fan following,Audience are breaking the wall to meet the player :-s

22 October 2006

Use Toothpaste to Clean Compact Discs

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Several time this happens that your CD's get scratched and as a result u cannot hear ur MP3 disc or Play ur Game CD's or whatever.You may not need to buy anything to fix that scratched Game CD , MP3 CD or computer rom disk. If the disk isn't too messed up, you can fix it with Toothpaste. Use a pasty white toothpaste for best results (such as Colgate baking soda). Just plop a small amount on the disk, and spread it all over disk, moving around the disk in a circular motion, like your fingers are spinning arund the disk. Don't rub too hard though. And don't rub in the middle of the disk. When your finshed rubbing, rinse the toothpaste off and dry the disk with something soft and lent free.

I was really Shocked when I first heard about this so, I tried it on a Game CD that was messed up but I didn't care much about it. It really worked better. I was so glad because I had just bought Brain Lara Cricket 2005 and then about a week later it stopped working because one of my brothers scratched it accidently. I rubbed the toothpaste on it about three different times and it started working like new again. Now try the toothpaste treatment for all scratchy or skippy Cds and MP3's.

21 October 2006

I got the Proof that Woman = Problems

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As we all know Woman = Problems but how can we prove it?. It is already proved in Havard University that Woman = Problems so here's how it goes

1)Woman = Time x Money
2)Time = Money ------>(since Time is Money)
3)Therefore, Woman = Money x Money
4)Money = Square root of all Problems
5)Woman = Square root of all problems,the whole Square
Therefore it is proved ---> Woman = Problems
Didnt understand? Ok take a look at this solved Mathematical Problem which proves Woman = Problems from this photo you will get a clear view of the Proof

20 October 2006

My Fastest 50 Frags in Counter-Strike

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Hi guys I play Counter-Strike (non-steam) 1.6 on LAN (Local Area Network) for past 1 year and its kind of my favourite game I am now addicted to it.I cant live without playing the game Counter-Stike(CS).I played it even on my SSC Exams.Recently I was playing with other people on LAN and I rocked i was leading the score board and I made the fastest 50 Frags of my CS career i.e 50-10 (50 - frags , 10- number of death) isnt it amazing. Check this pic out for my scores on that day.

19 October 2006

Chat Log Between Me and Steven Johal

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Hi guys i was chatting with my yahoo friend Steven Johal about internet speeds in India and in Foreign (to be specific California) and I found it very interesting, So check it out :-

steevjohal: http://digg.com/videos_comedy/Top_5_Mythbusters_Segments
steevjohal: He has blogspot blog.
steevjohal: Look how many diggs!
Aadi: whats is this ?
steevjohal: Read it.
Aadi: okie
Aadi: wait
Aadi: net is slow
Aadi: 64 kbps
Aadi: urs?
steevjohal: Haha, at College I get like 7,000kbps
Aadi: i get 8 kbps download speed
Aadi: 64 kBps
steevjohal: I get around 1megabyte a second download speed.
Aadi: lol
Aadi: my bro in california gets 4 mbps
steevjohal: At home its shit, because I borrow from a neighbor.
steevjohal: Why don't you come to California too?
Aadi: my cousin
Aadi: hehe and Computer Engineer in ther
Aadi: i get 4 mbps only in my LAN
Aadi: no where else :(
Aadi: how much u pay for ur internet?
steevjohal: I get it from the neighbor.
steevjohal: And I get it from school.
steevjohal: All free.
Aadi: we are not allowed to use internet in college
steevjohal: Cousin pays $42/month =1890RS
Aadi: Oh my god!!
Aadi: very cheap
steevjohal: I use internet in the library.
steevjohal: Library of college.
Aadi: we have to pay 1000 bucks for getting 512 kbps speed
steevjohal: My cousin gets approximately 1500kbps.
steevjohal: 1000RS you mean?
Aadi: 512 = 60 kbps
steevjohal: Kilo bits per second is different then Kilo bytes a second.
Aadi: i know
steevjohal: kbps and KB/s
Aadi: i know
steevjohal: You pay 1000RS per month?
steevjohal: for 60kbps?
steevjohal: Thats like dial up.
Aadi: I pay 600 rs
Aadi: for 64 kbps
Aadi: its broadband in india dude
steevjohal: I get that speed on my blackberry I think.

18 October 2006

The day when I got 30 Kbps

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Hi guys i am from India , Mumbai. I am using internet for about 4 years now,I am on 64 KBps plan for which i get 8 Kbps download speed from internet.Sad isnt it?. I was waiting for a miracle to happen with my internet and get an unusual download speed and that day came when i got much more download speed from net, I got around 30 -32 Kbps while downloading a movie from torrent isnt it great ? But this speed lasted only for 15-20 minutes but in this time it was a great experience of having high speed but its no more now :( . My speeds are back to normal 8 Kbps.

This is the pic showing the speeds which i got on that day 29.9 Kbps great!!!!

Note :1 KBps = 1 kBps = 1 kilobyte per second = 8,000 bits per second
1 Kbps = 1 kbps = 1 kilobit per second = 1,000 bits per second

17 October 2006


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Hi, this is Aditya and this is my first post.

About me

  • I'm Aadi
  • From Mumbai, Maharashtra, India
  • I am a cool guy, a web-publisher trying to make some money from internet. Computer and internet - can't live without it. I love to help others, especially if work is related to computers and internet.
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